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Wednesday, April 4, 2012

Call it the Curse of the Red Planet

Written by Kirk Baird, film critic and Detroit Film Critics Society member


Soviet probes sent to Mars fail to connect with home in the 1980s. A few years later several NASA spacecraft turn silent when they reach their distant destination or simply burn up in the planet’s thin atmosphere. Clearly, our Mars encounters have had their share of problems.

And now the same mysterious menace that has plagued our Red Planet missions has reached across the inky void to bedevil Hollywood with back-to-back colossal box office failures of two Mars-centric films.

Mars Needs Moms was an ambitious motion-capture animated tale (the creepy computer animation that’s supposed to be lifelike) produced by filmmaker Robert Zemeckis. Based on a Berkeley Breathed children’s book, the 2011 film centered on a boy who comes to appreciate his mom after she's kidnapped by Martians and he must rescue her. The film cost $150 million to make, but made only $60 million back worldwide. That was a staggering loss for Walt Disney Studios.

And then Disney released John Carter (also based on a book) in theaters this past March. With a production budget estimated at $250 million, the film hasn't even yet made $65 million domestically as of the end of March. In foreign markets, the film looks to be in better shape, making nearly $173 million, for a worldwide haul of nearly $235 million so far. But even Walt Disney has conceded it will lose money on John Carter. Of course, the film could pick up steam in the home video market.

Mars has proven a popular destination for movies through the decades, beginning in 1910 with the five-minute silent film A Trip to Mars, which was produced for Thomas Edison’s Kinetoscope.

George Pal’s 1953 sci-fi masterwork War of the Worlds, based on the H.G. Wells novel, riveted audiences with state-of-the-art effects of Martian war machines decimating Earth that still hold up even today.

The 1964 classic Robinson Crusoe on Mars took Daniel Defoe’s timeless tale of a stranded sailor, turned him into an astronaut, and rocketed him to our celestial neighbor.

In 1977’s Capricorn One, O.J. Simpson costarred as one of three NASA astronauts forced to fake a Mars landing, only to have the government hunt them down to keep the hoax a secret.

Arnold Schwarzenegger’s 1990 box office hit Total Recall featured a construction worker whose memory has been altered and searches for clues to his past on Mars. (Look for the remake starring Colin Farrell late this summer.)

And in 2000 Hollywood gave us two science fiction films, Red Planet and Mission to Mars, both with similar themes of astronauts exploring and colonizing Mars and the troubles they find when they arrive.

And you can’t overlook the 1964 cult classic Santa Claus Conquers the Martians. The film proved to be the launching point for a young actress named Pia Zadora.

Talk about curses.

Tuesday, April 3, 2012

Idol Hopefuls Sing Songs of their Idols and It’s All a Bit Karaoke

Last week on American Idol the remaining nine contestants sang songs from their own musical idols. Big shoes to fill! Among the judges and online recaps, the general consensus seems to be that the Top Nine did fine. Mentored by Stevie Nicks, the contestants seem to have lived up to expectations.

Not! How can so many folks think the night was an overall success, when in reality, everything was pretty much karaoke?

The Average
Elise Testone chose “Whole Lotta Love” by Led Zeppelin. No one got the choice, but then she performed, and we all nodded our heads and said, “well, I guess she actually does an OK Zeppelin impression.” Elise had fun with the song and busted out just about every dance move in her arsenal for this performance. Unfortunately, it all came off a bit dated and spastic. Also, she wore Miranda Lambert's pants. Don't tell Skylar. Also, don't tell Miranda Lambert that her pants look like something Steven Tyler would wear.

Heejun Han rebounded from the awful awfulness that was Billy Joel night and showed off his wonderful tone with Donny Hathaway’s “A Song for You.” Heejun did a great job being professional and serious. Unfortunately, he was too serious. He lost all his charm, and while he sang well, his performance was nothing special.

On to Jessica Sanchez. The judges don’t want her to take risks. They only want her singing ballads, so she did a hypnotic and slow cover of Beyonce’s “Sweet Dreams.” She did a great job—as did the set designers, so much fog and doorways! But was the cover too slow? Can Jessica really only sing ballads? The girl has got to find one perky song to cover. Everyone has an up-tempo track on their album.


When Stevie Nicks first heard Phillip Phillips in rehearsal, she said: “I think he’s going to be very famous.” Way to give Phil an unneeded confidence boost. He already turned his nose up at Tommy Hilfiger and Puff Daddy for goodness sake! Phil sang “Still Rainin’” by Jonny Lang. Why on earth did he not pick a Dave Matthews Band song. That would’ve been the best. Dave Matthews sound-a-like sings Dave Matthews. Ha!

So Phil did the Johnny Lang song and it was safe. He rocked out on his electric guitar and everyone cheered. The end.

The Bad
Gospel aficionado Joshua Ledet sang Mariah Carey’s “Without You.” Jimmy Lovine called the song one of the top five most difficult pop songs to sing. Joshua Ledet didn’t let that scare him, though, and he went out and gave a somewhat pitchy rendition. Who's voting for Joshua really? Can he just keep doing the gospel thing with every song? Branch out, Joshua. Also, show us some personality beyond loving crawfish.

Don’t get mad at us, emo teen girl. We like Colton Dixon. We do. We just don’t like him singing “Everything” by Lifehouse. You could tell Colton loved singing this song, but it was just too safe. There were no surprises, no changes. Just Colton looking like he’s going to burst into tears as he wails into the mic. Hold it together, Colton. Sure, you’re a front runner, but Lifehouse doesn’t match your musical style or image. You seem more like a Dashboard Confessional kind of guy.

The Gotta-Go
So, Skylar Laine, we hear you absolutely LOVE Miranda Lambert. Can you show us how much by yelling “Gunpowder and Lead” while dancing like you’re at a honky tonk? Ok, now while dancing, get out of breath and start panting some of the lyrics. Now, act really excited like you’ve been performing this in your bedroom since you were toddler and it has always been your dream to do this song on Idol. Perfect. Thanks.


All right, DeAndre Brackensick! Bring that falsetto back! Wait, wait. Don’t do it through the whole song. And why choose such a sad number? “Sometimes I Cry” is a beautiful tune, sure, but it’s sad and just doesn’t suit you.

Someone also has to pick a former Idol winner as their idol. For this round, it's  Hollie Cavanagh and she likes Carrie Underwood. Hollie should’ve taken a risk and done one of Carrie’s more up-tempo, edgy songs. Instead, she sang “Jesus take the Wheel,” which has been done numerous times. Hollie sounded like any girl who loves country. And that’s the problem. It was forgettable. No wow factor. Hollie needs a moment in the worst way or she’s outta here.

Lucky for Hollie, American didn’t like Heejun’s seriousness and sent him packing. Before Heejun got the boot Nicki Minaj performed this year’s “Super Bass,” a new club jam called “Starships.” In case you didn’t notice, Nicki Minaj is terrible at lip synching.

And then there were eight. Tomorrow they’re breaking out the leg warms, hairspray, and neon for 80s night. Fingers crossed for a karaoke-free evening  and for someone to sing “(Don’t You) Forget About Me” from The Breakfast Club.

IMAX and The Hunger Games

Last year we took a look at the emergence of 3D and IMAX in cinemas and home theater. Now, heading into this year’s blockbuster summer season, let’s take a fresh look at where those technologies stand.

3D and IMAX
First, the bad news for the film industry: moviegoers are staying away from the theater in droves, with the number of tickets sold in 2011 at their lowest level since 1995.1 Box office numbers have been in decline since 2002, and it seems the proliferation of 3D films has been a contributing factor in that decline. The feeling is that 3D is seen as gimmicky with audience members being put off by both the glasses and, more importantly, the higher ticket prices 3D demands.2

However, despite the frightening numbers, it’s not all doom and gloom in regards to the box office. There’s one area in which ticket sales are booming, and that’s IMAX. During the first six weeks of 2012, IMAX ticket sales totaled $55 million, a 45% increase from the same time period in 2011.3

One reason IMAX sales are growing is that the giant-screen experience is one that cinema lovers simply can’t replicate at home, unlike standard theater and even 3D. Also, IMAX generally dedicates itself to blockbuster “event” movies to make the experience really worthwhile. IMAX CEO Richard Gelfond himself describes their core audience as “fanboys and fangirls,” which explains why even a movie like John Carter, which has generally been seen as a flop, made 17% of its box office gross from IMAX screens.4

The Hunger Games
And of course, those promising 2012 numbers for IMAX were measured before the really big 2012 films came out. Like Titanic, the second highest grossing film of all time, which returns to theaters (including 3D and IMAX) this week. Oh, and another one you may have heard of called The Hunger Games, the hottest ticket so far this year, which opened recently to the fifth highest opening day of all time.5 IMAX screenings of the film brought in $10.2 million during its opening weekend, an IMAX record.6 That being the case, it will be very interesting to see the IMAX numbers at the end of the year, when they will include such films as The Dark Knight Rises, The Hobbit, and Marvel’s The Avengers.

What Do You Think?
Are IMAX films worth the premium ticket price? How do you feel about 3D? Let us know in the comments section below.

1 http://moneyland.time.com/2011/12/28/thumbs-down-2011-saw-least-movie-tickets-sold-since-1995/
2 http://www.deadline.com/2011/05/analyst-pirates-was-hurt-by-3d-as-consumers-tire-of-high-ticket-prices/
3 http://business.time.com/2012/03/26/can-imax-save-the-movie-business/
4 http://www.washingtonpost.com/business/imaxs-gelfond-on-andquothunger-gamesandquot-and-global-growth/2012/03/28/gIQA7f9ygS_video.html
5 http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=hungergames.htm
6 http://www.marketwatch.com/story/lionsgates-the-hunger-games-breaks-opening-weekend-records-in-imax-theatres-2012-03-26

Monday, April 2, 2012

Hunger Games-Like Movies on DVD

Written by Kirk Baird, film critic and Detroit Film Critics Society member

Given the record-breaking popularity of The Hunger Games at the theater—$152.5 million for the film’s opening weekend, the largest for a non-sequel—fans of Suzanne Collins’ book-to-film as well as those wondering what the buzz is all about are sure to pack theaters for the next several weeks. 

To sate the appetites of those who have already seen the movie and want more, or are simply not yet ready to brave the lines, here are some similarly themed films about dark future societies that feed on life-or-death contests:
  • The Battle Royale Complete Collection: These controversial Japanese films were released in 2000 but are finally making it to the U.S. for the first time. Set in a near future in which our world is nearly in ruins, each year a ninth-grade class is sent to a remote island to hunt and kill each other until there is a single survivor. 
  • Series 7: The Contenders: Released in 2001, this media/pop culture satire has developed quite the cult following. The film focuses on a reality show where randomly selected contestants must kill to earn freedom and fame.
  • The Running Man: Stephen King wrote two stories about games of death set in the future, but so far only one has been adapted into a motion picture—1987’s The Running Man. This Sci-Fi actioner set in 2019 stars Arnold Schwarzenegger in his movie-star prime as a framed prisoner given one chance at freedom by participating in the gladiator game-show spectacle known as The Running Man. 
  • Death Race 2000: Roger Corman’s film posited a dystopian future where participants in a cross-country car chase earn points by running down innocent pedestrians. The 1975 film stars David Carradine and Sylvester Stallone. The 2008 remake stars action-film extraordinaire Jason Statham and Ian McShane.

Hot This Week: April 2

Ah, April. Spring rains and baseball. What better way to kick off the month of than with Lisbeth Salander, music from the districts of Panem, hot new thrillers, and the science of creativity.

DVD
  1. The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
  2. The Descendants
  3. The Sitter
  4. Immortals
  5. Jack and Jill
  6. Hop
  7. Tower Heist
  8. The Adventures of Tintin
  9. The Muppets
  10. Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy
CD
  1. The Hunger Games: Songs from District 12 and Beyond
  2. Adele, 21 
  3. The Shins, Port of Morrow
  4. One Direction, Up All Night
  5. Odd Future, The OF Tape, Vol. 2
  6. Bruce Springsteen, Wrecking Ball
  7. Melanie Fiona, The MF Life
  8. Now 41 
  9. Whitney HoustonWhitney: The Greatest Hits
  10. Esperanza Spalding, Radio Music Society
Fiction Books
  1. Stay Close, Harlan Coben
  2. Lone Wolf, Jodi Picoult 
  3. Force of Nature, C.J. Box
  4. Kill Shot, Vince Flynn  
  5. The Thief, Clive Cussler and Justin Scott
  6. Private Games, James Patterson and Mark Sullivan  
  7. Phantom, Ted Bell
  8. Defending Jacob, William Landay  
  9. Fate of the Jedi: Apocalypse, Troy Denning
  10. The Wolf Gift, Anne Rice
Nonfiction Books
  1. Imagine, Jonah Lehrer
  2. The Power of Habit, Charles Duhigg  
  3. American Sniper, Chris Kyle with Scott McEwen and Jim DeFelice
  4. Killing Lincoln, Bill O'Reilly and Martin Dugard 
  5. Steve Jobs, Walter Isaacson  
  6. Unbroken, Laura Hillenbrand  
  7. Wild, Cheryl Strayed
  8. Quiet, Susan Cain 
  9. Some Assembly Required, Anne Lamott with Sam Lamott
  10. Thinking, Fast and Slow, Daniel Kahneman